THE ALIOMPILLER STRIKES AGAIN!

Written by: THE ONE AND ONLY BREADED CHICKEN, April 4, 2004, The Aliompiller's Tail  

        The Aliompiller has continued it's killing streak as it killed it's 8654th computer this week. The computer's owners plead for their computer's lives by worshipping the Aliompiller. The Aliompiller replied with a loud RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! as the computer owners ran in fear. The Aliompiller is fearless, but is feared, is killing computers as it pleases. The Aliompiller is searching for it's 8655th kill as it romps through the city of Poopy.

      We interviewed a pair of twins, Bread and Fred, and asked them what they felt about this Aliompiller romping through their hometown of Poopy. They were too terrified to answer as the Aliompiller killed their computers, and then they wept... for too long for us to actualy calculate even though we're too lazy. The Aliompiller may be romping through your town soon, so just let the Aliompiller kill your computer. You're too hopeless and weak to defend your stupid computer. So, you might as well give up just as we have.